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Abysmal Pickup Lines & Other Dating Defects

Abysmal Pickup Lines & Other Dating Defects

Things older men say to clarify their preference for spending the night with their right hand

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Chris Andrews
Jul 03, 2023
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with Penny Cockburn

“How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.” Dwight Schrute from The Office

In talking with my girl friends, we’re in agreement on this: it’s appalling how older men approach dating. Not surprisingly, many are rusty in the ways of courtship as they haven’t done it for a long wh…

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