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Apocalypse Shopping List

Lorinda works out her post-election angst by shopping like there's no tomorrow, and guess what? There's no tomorrow.

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Chris Andrews
Nov 24, 2024
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with Lorinda Birdwhistle

with Lorinda Birdwhistle

Yeah, it took this long to get up off the floor after collapsing into a heap on election night. Holy shit. Sorry you’ve not heard from me. And poor Jesse. Post-election, no erection. So now, in addition to our spirits being at a low ebb, there is no sex, and you know what that means… time to shop and eat e…

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