Connie, the Queen of Mahjong

Yes, Connie, you are a cunt. Have fun playing by yourself.

Connie is so sad. And you know what? No one cares.

with Lorinda Birdwhistle

Have you ever had one of those control-freak friends who ruined a good thing because she insisted on doing everything her way?

Meet Connie. She used to be our friend until winning at mahjong against rank beginners became her life’s mission. Talk about needing to get a life. Jesus …