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Belinda: I can easily understand your predicament!

Good move in throwing Dan's clothes overboard.

Please, please keep a detailed diary on your Forni-gay-tion Cruise. I hope it is a fourteen day or three week cruise, and that this is only day one.

Please keep us up to date!

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Seriously funny!

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Not too sure Belinda floats my boat but the music was great.

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They really both got what they wanted/deserved in the end! This was a wicked good story -- thank you 😊

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Sadly, Belinda is a real person — the head cheerleader from my high school. We had a huge fight on Facebook (yes, I hate that platform) because she thought I should be more polite about Trump's victory and just accept defeat politely. Ha!!!!! 😂

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I wonder if she’s happy now.

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Judging from the amount of seasonal decorating of the fireplace mantle she does, I would posit there is zero sex in her marriage. She was a one-dimensional paper doll in high school, too.

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