Fashism

Explore the styles trending in modern day fascism circles

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“The United States has gone from Manifest Destiny to Manifest Vanity."
— Frank Bruni, NY Times, 9/25/25

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The fashion of fascism is simple. For all-the-tyrant’s men, it’s red ties. That’s all. The red tie is the ultimate demonstration of fealty to Trump — whether one is serving Der Führer through the legislative branch, is one of Trump’s allies in another quasi-fascist “democracy,” or a rubber-stamping member of the Supreme Court’s conservative majority. The only people not wearing red ties? The oligarchs. Fairly certain this is to make clear who is in charge of the money behind the man. Yep, it would be those guys with the blue ties: Bezos, Altman, Gates, Zuckerberg, Buffet, Ballmer, Ellison, Musk, and the like.

The only thing these idiots are in charge of? Chaos.

Hitler and the gang. Uniformity. So important. It’s hard to tell the tie colors in this photo, but they are surely all the same.

Best to let the blue tie guys run the money. And the technology.

The women within Trump’s sphere are expected to look the part of high-class harlot. That involves a fresh pair of Tupperware titties, fuck me stilettos, head zeppelin lip plumper, a chem blond coiffure, body bronzer, form-fitting monochrome clothing with a short hemline, mink lashes, and crosses. Lots and lots of crosses. And of course, there’s the makeup. Thank god for ass-with-pancakes makeup. That looks much better in press photos than a paper bag over the head. The same goes for when these ladies are meeting with one of Trump’s cabinet members in the situation room custodial closet. For more details, contact Corey Lewandowski.

Fascist fashion trends tend to be cyclical.

Blond chicks. Always in style with fascists. That would be Eva Perón on the right. Oops! I mean your right. Oops, again! You no longer have rights.

All the president’s breasts.

Boobs. Also popular in Nazi Germany.

There is one notable outlier among the females in trending fascist fashion, and that would be Melania. Melania is a femdom fascist who not-so-subtly signals to the world: “I’m the one actually in charge — of the White House, country, and the MAGA masses.” One does wonder… would we find a Chanel strap-on and some Boy Butter in the nightstand drawer in the Lincoln bedroom? I do think.

And who do you imagine had the idea to put a chimpenführer in the White House for a second term? Pretty damn sure it was Melania. Hell, the money was running out, and her meal ticket was looking to serve time. A second term was the perfect way to resolve all her problems in one fell swoop and to write off that costly designer wardrobe.

And what of that goal of keeping her husband out of jail? Might Melania have put that wish on pause, if only briefly, after she caught wind of Justin and Sophie Trudeau's break-up? The First Lady has been obsessed with Trudeau since the kiss they exchanged on August 25, 2019, at the G7 summit in Biarritz, France. He was smoking hot — stylish, good looking, fit as a fiddlehead fern, and two years younger than Melania (25 years younger than the führer!). And pretty sure he can still get it up without a blue pill.

The kiss.

Canada, oh Canada.

The Femdom First Lady

Goebbels, Hitler, Melania. Expensive clothing with lots of buttons — a powerful aphrodisiac.

Since Trump’s swearing in for his second term (1/20/25), J.D. Vance — who has also gone by the names James Donald Bowman, James David Bowman, James David Hamel, JD Hamel, and finally JD Vance (2013)— was the presumed heir to the Oval Office. This was before the populace (and perhaps Vance) realized they had all been tricked into voting for a fascist regime, whereby being vice president means nada. JD imagines he will eventually be president. Ain’t gonna happen, buddy.

FYI, the name “JD Vance” was finally arrived at in honor of JD’s Mamaw, the tough bitch who raised him (perfectly cast: Glenn Close as Mamaw in the Hillbilly Elegy).

Always the red tie with JD. — the color associated with socialism.

More suckers with red ties. One person of color. Does he know he’s Black?

In a democracy, the vice president would, of course, be next in line should the president meet his demise. But as things stand (i.e. there is now one branch of government), and with Alito, Thomas, Roberts, Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, and Coney Barrett meeting regularly at The Bohemian Club, to relax in Adirondack chairs and roast marshmallows and Constitutional Amendments over the campfire, things have moved steadily away from the Founding Fathers’ original concept of checks and balances, fair elections, and the like. On the horizon: bad checks and vertigo, no elections whatsoever, and a 25,000 square foot White House ballroom, slated for completion in 2029, just in time for Trump’s third inauguration ball — the one that will be in celebration of his permanent and forever third term as the MAGA führer.

Note: Coney Barrett likely dons a strap-on to gain admittance to Bohemian Grove, a restricted 2,700-acre campground which hosts a multi-week gathering of some of the most prominent men in the world. Yep, only men allowed, even in 2025.. Not much has changed in 10,000 years, has it?

Those who would desecrate the Constitution of the United States. They, too, tow the company line and wear red. Have to laugh a little — they just took away all of their own power. Not sure they’ve figured that out yet.

In the Divided States of America, Melania will soon assume the role of leader-in-waiting (aka vice president). A fascist regime with an oligarchic elite is best passed on to family, someone whose loyalty can’t be bought, or, in the case of Melania, has already been bought. Some liken Melania to Eva Perón, the second wife of corrupt Argentinian president Juan Perón — she was also into massively expensive designer togs and became a beloved icon in Argentina simply by pointing her beautifully manicured fingers when something needed doing and by uttering poetic endearments to the masses from a showy balcony not unlike the one from which the pope speaks on the facade of St. Peter’s Basilica. High fashion and high drama. A winning combo.

Then there are those riveting fascist rock concerts military parades and rallies, which are now uber popular among the MAGA, just as they were in the gute alte Zeiten of the Nazi regime. Nuremberg was the Nazi Woodstock, as were the Ellipse and the Washington Monument for the throngs of Trump worshippers on June 14, 2025.

The Wehrmacht was always in lockstep and super stylish. What’s up with those U.S. Army guys? They look pretty frumpy.

Gotta say, Elon does the infamous salute with more gusto than the Wolf.

Many of Europe’s top designers had close ties to the Nazi regime, namely Coco Chanel, Cristobal Balenciaga, Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior, and Hugo Boss. Boss joined the Nazi Party in 1931, Dior dressed the wives and mistresses of high-ranking Nazi officers, and Coco Chanel was a spy for the Third Reich. As one might imagine, Dior and Vuitton are near the top of Melania Trump’s list of favorite designers.

Ralph Waldo Emerson summed it up best: “Vanity costs money, labor, horses, men, women, health and peace, and is still nothing at last.”