I Always Wanted A Smaller Body

Guide to finding a great toy breed dog to replace your ex-husband

It was a tough choice: going on Jenny Craig or getting a chihuahua.

with Lorinda Birdwhistle

You probably thought this was going to be an article on weight loss, like last week’s blog. Fuck that. Let me get you up-to-speed on what’s going on over here for those who follow my columns. For starters, my now ex-husband, Hank, caught on to my shenanigans in ma…