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Idiotic Platitudes

Idiotic Platitudes

Lorinda takes apart all your favorite catch-phrases

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Chris Andrews
Apr 20, 2024
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Hey there girlfriends and all you voyeur boys who hang out on my blog to see what women talk about when you're not around. Good morning. Bet some of you boys woke up with woodies. 🤣 😂 🤣  This column will take care of that problem in about two seconds. My blog was cited as the #1 cause of ED by Men's Health.

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