Drug Lord Juan Hernández Is FREE: "This is the Be Best Christmas ever!"
The dapper ex-president of Honduras gets a presidential pardon
Juan Orlando Hernández, former president of Honduras and notorious cocaine kingpin, was released from prison on Monday, December 1, 2025, just one year and nine months into the 45-year sentence he received after his conviction in Manhattan federal court on drug trafficking and weapons charges. Holy toots! However did he manage that? Well, it turns out that a good friend, DJT, issued him a presidential pardon. Apparently, this is the sort of courtesy one corrupt president extends to another. For Hernández, this pardon was the Be Best Christmas gift EVER.
Trump’s pardon for Hernández came as a huge surprise to just about everyone — his administration, his colleagues in Congress, military leaders, the Press — you name it, they were shocked. And this particular pardon smelled rotten from the get-go as it was issued in spite of everyone’s having been briefed on Hernández’s legacy of trafficking cocaine into the United States, an estimated 400 tons of it. Everyone was also up-to-speed on his close ties to Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, whose drug mules he allowed to pass through Honduras unimpeded in exchange for a $1M bribe, and on his drug-trafficking-related weapons charges. The DOJ’s press release post-trial (a document Trump has surely seen) laid the situation out clearly:
“Hernández received millions of dollars of drug money from some of the largest and most violent drug-trafficking organizations in Honduras, Mexico, and elsewhere, and used those bribes to fuel his rise in Honduran politics. In turn, as Hernández rose to power in Honduras, he provided increased support and protection for his co-conspirators, allowing them to move mountains of cocaine, commit acts of violence and murder, and help turn Honduras into one of the most dangerous countries in the world.”
Obviously, Hernández was the sort of person who should never have received a pardon. Pretty sure we can all agree on that. Not only was JOH a really bad guy, but no one (besides his wife) was speaking out on his behalf, and no new evidence had been presented that cast doubt on the jury’s unanimous verdict to convict him. And there was nothing remarkable Hernández had done for his country or the world that offset his transgressions, not even good behavior in prison. Most curiously, this pardon didn’t even appear to benefit Trump financially. That would have explained a lot, but nothing pointed to that scenario.
The Hernández pardon — it was a huge mystery.
Then, there was Hernández on Monday night, free as a jaybird — this in spite of the overwhelming evidence presented against him in court — eyewitnesses who testified to the payment of millions in bribes and cartel ledgers that bore Hernández’s initials throughout. Then there were the intercepted phone calls Hernández had made with MS-13 gang leaders, in which the best drug routes and logistics for handing over money were discussed. Then there was evidence that Hernández had used Honduran military troops and police to protect traffickers as they wended their way through his country. At the end of the three-week trial, Hernández was convicted of drug trafficking and weapons conspiracy. The jury rendered a unanimous verdict; there was no doubt as to his guilt. Hernández was known to be a central figure in the pipeline through which illegal drugs flowed into the United States.
That should have been the end of the story. But it was not.
The day following Hernández’s release, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt gave this reason for his pardon: “He [Hernández] was opposed to the values of the previous administration, and they [the Biden administration] charged him because he was president of Honduras.”
In her usual fashion, Leavitt spins a story on behalf of Trump that is intended to bolster a narrative to which we are not privy, but which will inevitably reveal itself. In the meantime, Leavitt has conveniently omitted the part of the story about Emil Bove III, a Republican and huge Trump loyalist, the man who was part of brother Tony Hernández’s investigation, a lead prosecutor, and who presented the closing arguments at his trial. This same Emil Bove was nominated by President Trump and confirmed by the Senate for a lifetime position as a U.S. Circuit Judge for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit. Here are some of Bove’s observations about the Hernández cases:
JOH provided protection for traffickers: “the largest and most violent drug traffickers who testified at this trial [Tony Hernández’s trial] were protected by this defendant.” In referring to Tony, Bove linked this corruption to the Honduran President’s office [Juan Orlando Hernández].
Bove made clear that the defendant “smothered Honduras in corruption,” which enabled drug trafficking, and that the military was deployed to protect drug turf, and the national police used to murder rivals.
Bove explained a process whereby drug traffickers connected to the Honduran government [of which JOH was president] could access radar information that allowed them to guide drug planes and boats, and that would warn them of military operations.
Bove emphasized the large scale of Honduras’s government-endorsed drug operation and noted that for almost 15 years the “defendant ravaged his country... to send a tidal wave of cocaine to the United States.” Bove emphasized that those who challenged the Hernández operation were murdered.
Surely, these facts, as stated by Trump’s own wingman, weaken significantly Leavitt’s argument of Juan Hernández’s political persecution and a Biden conspiracy. Emil Bove III was, and remains, one of the president’s own.
And even if the Hernández investigation and indictment had been politically driven, Leavitt failed in explaining what the motive might have been. What purpose did it serve for Biden to bring down the former president of Honduras, a tiny country whose population is the size of New York City? Purportedly, Biden’s values didn’t align with Hernández’s, but even if that were the case, who cares? Why would anyone (i.e., Biden) go after a president who is no longer in power, and from a country whose policies only minimally impact the United States?
The only logical reason to go after Hernández: he was a major player in the drug trafficking emanating from Central America. We’re talking about mountains of illicit drugs that were landing in the United States.
Juan Orlando Hernández and his brother, Tony Hernández, had been trafficking drugs for years, well before Juan took office as the President of Honduras. Selling drugs and laundering money — that was the family enterprise. It was highly likely that, unless taken down, JOH would continue in this line of work indefinitely, especially now that he had all those solid Honduran government connections. JOH was well-equipped to aid and abet the cartels, for large sums of money, of course.
Taking down a drug kingpin seemed the only viable explanation as to why Biden’s DOJ would prosecute Juan Orlando Hernández. Karoline Leavitt’s nefarious political revenge plot just doesn’t hold water. Stopping Hernández from shepherding millions of tons of cocaine into communities across the United States — now that made sense.
Once again, Trump-Leavitt logic failed, and no one in the media was buying it, minus the usual sycophants. And, once again, the true motive for one of Trump’s pardons would go unanswered. Was Trump in this for the money, revenge, for the hell of it, to even the score, or as a favor to a friend? Republicans could have cared less about the logistics of this pardon, and the MAGA masses — they so wanted to believe Leavitt’s fairytale.
All of this makes me want to click my heels and go back to Kansas. Or even better, California.
This Christmas, it looks like Juan Orlando Hernández will be enjoying hot buttered rum as he relaxes next to a roaring fire in his quaint post-penitentiary cottage somewhere in the West Virginia countryside. His wife, Ana García Carías, will surely be joining him for an extended conjugal visit. Sadly (or not), the Hernándezs aren’t able to leave the United States to return to their homeland for the holidays. As you may have heard, Honduras is currently experiencing a politically charged presidential election riddled with corruption, high levels of violence from gangs, and a massive surge of migrants. Additionally, no one would likely be rolling out the red carpet for Hernández after everything he’s done — you know, all that chaos and violence he stirred up during his two terms as president.
So, for the time being, it’s here, in the United States, that Juan and Ana will remain, at the pleasure of President Donald J. Trump, who is a friend, protector, and pardoner to so many felons, many of whom do more than dabble in the world of illicit drugs.
Here is a sprinkling of the individuals who have been blessed by Trump pardons:
Darknet marketplace drug trafficker, owner of Silk Road, Ross Ulbricht
Co-founder of Death Row Records, drug dealer, Michael Harris
Leader of Gangster Disciples, murderer, drug kingpin, Larry Hoover
Former Mexican Defense Minister and “Godfather” to the H-2 drug cartel, Salvador Cienfuegos Zepeda
Former President of Honduras, drug kingpin, Juan Orlando Hernández
Nurse practitioner, illegal distributor of opioids, Jean Pickard
Drug smuggler, money launderer, Jonathan Braun
Owner of American Therapeutic, fraudster, money launderer, Lawrence Duran
1500+ folks who stormed the Capitol and assaulted police on 1/6/2021
77 fake electors who tried to overturn the 2020 election
Personal attorney to the president, Rudy Giuliani
Former chief of staff, Mark Meadows
Former owner of a collapsed nursing home empire, Joseph Schwartz
Crypto billionaire, Changpeng Zhao
GOP politicians Michael Grimm, Jeremy Hutchinson, Glen Casada, George Santos, and Diane Harshbarger
Democratic politician, Henry Cuellar
Former Connecticut governor, John Rowland
Murderers, Andrew Zabovsky and Terence Sutton
Former Illinois governor, Rob Blagojevich
Hundreds of business execs accused of committing fraud and bilking clients
Crypto scammers, Arthur Hays, Ben Delo, Samuel Reed, and Gregory Dwyer
Former campaign vice chairman, Rick Gates
Former personal lawyer, Michael Cohen
Former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort
Former adviser and campaign aide, Roger Stone
Former White House national security advisor, Michael Flynn
Former campaign advisor, George Papadopoulos
The Trump Organization’s former CFO, Allen Weisselberg
Former chief strategist, Steve Bannon
Former inaugural committee chair, Tom Barrack
Vice chair of Trump’s inaugural committee, Elliot Broidy
And so many others
It should be noted that, stupidly, in 2016, the U.S. State Department lent financial support to Hernández, imagining him to be one of the good guys. They provided nearly $50 million in aid that was intended to bolster Honduras’s anti-narcotics efforts. All the while, Hernández had been colluding with the same folks the United States was attempting to bring down — lovable guys like Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, who had passed a cool million to Hernández under the table.
Ah, but these pesky details don’t really matter, do they? Fake news, surely. Juan and Ana — such a cute couple. How could they do any of the bad things of which they’re accused? No way.
Here’s what likely lies at the heart of Trump’s motivation in his pardoning of Juan Orlando Hernández: it was under Joe Biden’s watch that Hernández was apprehended (February 2022), and it was on Biden’s watch (March 2024) that Hernández was convicted on three counts of drug trafficking and one count of weapons conspiracy. And it was also on Biden’s watch, the following June, that Hernández, at age 55, was sentenced to 45 years in prison. He would be spending the rest of his life in jail. Or so everyone thought.
Putting a bad guy behind bars for the rest of his life is good, right? Yay, Biden! But apparently, we shouldn’t have been cheering on this win, especially when you-know-who was on the sidelines staring at the scoreboard.
There is no doubt that Trump had been keeping score. And the sport he was playing? One-upmanship. The Hernández conviction was a huge victory for Biden’s DOJ, and there was no way that Trump was going to let that stand. He was intent on taking that win off the scoreboard while simultaneously smearing Biden’s reputation.
And of course, let us not forget the election Trump lost fair and square to Joe Biden on November 3, 2020. Indeed, there was a lot of evening-the-score to be done on that Trump loss. Why not start by leaving Biden’s official portrait off the White House’s new “Presidential Walk of Fame.” It’s pretty weird — there are portraits of 43 of the 44 presidents, and Biden’s face is noticeably absent. Where the 46th president’s picture might have been is a photo of his autopen.
Yep, it was really that simple: Trump wanted his list of convicted drug traffickers to be longer than Biden’s. And he wanted Biden to look weak and more daft than himself. Add to that the Trump DOJ’s recent string of significant losses. Think Comey and James, Epstein files, Alina Habba. Steam was coming out of Trump’s ears. Something had to give.
A Hernández pardon would do the trick.
As we are all familiar, Trump is famous for his cheating, be it in elections, on his taxes, in his marriages, on the golf course, or in his financial affairs. If pardoning an international drug trafficker meant he could knock even one point off Biden’s side of the scoreboard, it was worth it. Who cares that the people hurt by Hernández were robbed of the justice they deserved? Certainly not Trump. Nor the GOP, it would seem, as we’d heard nothing from their leadership.
Trump really needed a win because he has been falling behind — between all those DOJ issues, the Epstein fiasco, the economy tanking, falling asleep at meetings, and his all-time low approval ratings — no potential victories were on the horizon. So, he had to fabricate one. And a real douzy it was: putting one of Central America’s worst drug traffickers back out onto the streets.
Releasing Juan Orlando Hernández from prison and pretending he had been unfairly targeted by the Biden administration, now there was a spectacle that was sure to stir the MAGA masses. If Karoline Leavitt could get the wording just right, everyone would understand that Trump was winning and that he, once again, had the upper hand.
And that’s all that really matters, isn’t it? That Trump wins.
Fuck.
Great reporting thanks…. Didn’t know about this creep!