Lane 4: A Chlorinated Melodrama

Summertime at the local health club pool – a real-life Peyton Place

With Lorinda Birdwhistle

When you see this, best to pack your swim bag and head for the hills.

Hi there – Lorinda here again. I’ve got a lot to get off my chest or I’m going to explode. Hope you’re up for more of my bullshit. My editor told me I needed to start writing in the third person. WTF.

As you may or may not know, I’ve taken to swimming, my favori…