"Men On Pause" Brings On The Holiday Cheek

And we won't be exposing you to the dreaded C-word — hey, not that C-word!

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Add some sass to your holidays with women’s humor, satire, political commentary, and articles on women’s issues and women in the arts. It’s all left of center and definitely not for the faint of heart. And hey, all you MAGAs… don’t even bother clicking through to Men On Pause. You will be offended. 💯

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Other great holiday gifts from writer, Chris Andrews…

🎁 Fictionalized

“Fictionalized” features short stories and serialized novels. Many of these pieces have grown from the fertile compost of real-life events, both Chris’s and those of people she has met on her life journey. — a melding of family and friend stories, with the sharp insight that comes with age and having lived a difficult, though remarkably joyous life. It’s all about experiences in their rawest form — those unadulterated moments when exquisite flavors present themselves to be fully savored, and the deep, reassuring resonance of truth is known. Order your gift subscriptions HERE.

🎁 Red Light District

Red Light District is for women and men who enjoy sexy content and female-centric erotica. Add some spice to your life with these great bedtime stories. Order your gift subscriptions HERE.

🎁 Men On Pause

Pretty sure all you ladies have noticed it’s slim pickings in all things once you’re into menopause and beyond. Nothing is really for us… not the latest Netflix series, nor the current fashion, nor the dollars put toward medical research, and certainly not the men.

Hello world! There are 73 million of us older women, just in the U.S., and many of us are looking at decades of being locked in this cultural gulag. Are we pissed about that?! You bet.

So yes, I think all you ladies should feel quite entitled in saying “fuck you,” loudly and often… at the grocery store, the DMV, at holiday gatherings, church, after unfulfilling sex with “Roger” AND when you are five minutes late for your colonoscopy and have to reschedule after fasting for three days and drinking four gallons of Satan’s “lemonade” in one hour. Let it fucking rip!

This year, ladies, take good care of all those friends who are now free from the tyranny of biology. Order gift subscriptions for them right HERE.