The Sexiest Things In Life Are Free
Spend ZERO this Valentine's Day, and have more fun than ever
Valentine’s Day is less than a week away. Sadly, my next paycheck arrives a week too late. Fuck. I could forgo groceries or delay paying the electric bill. Or I could hit up my sister for a loan I’ll never repay. OR I could just calm the fuck down.
As any idiot knows, men are simple creatures. If you’ve got food and sex covered, the rest is gravy.
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