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Things Not To Say During Sex

Unless you want the Mojave Desert in her nether regions

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Chris Andrews
May 02, 2024
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Be sure to bring along your 128 oz. Hydroflask. It’s really dry in the Mojave Desert.

Guys, when it comes to banter and sex, less = more. And is there really ever too much sex - raise your hand if you do think? As I gaze out onto my all-male audience, I don’t see a single hand raised. Not one. My advice could not be more clear: shut the fuck up and focus…

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