Pick Three Questions

You pick the topics; I will eviscerate them

Hi there, friends who-are-bored-out-of-their-wits-on-this-long-holiday-weekend. I would love to write something funny for you, but I need you to pick the topics.

Here is a list of questions to choose from. You pick three questions, and I will answer them. Please put your requests to me in the comments section - by number. And yes, you can pick questions…