I came back to say this right out loud. Judge me if you must.
Your newsletter always reminds me: I have had sex with a lot of men. A lot. On purpose. The vast majority of them were shitty at sex. Really really shitty. Most didn't think so. Most didn't follow directions well, or got insecure if asked to try.
Alas, slim pickings for the gal who likes good guys. Where do you ever come up with these disasters? I do appreciate the amusing classifications, including the Latin nomenclature as well as the unique musical selections. You must comb YouTube for hours at a stretch. My personal fav was the Bible girls duet, though all were appropriated and enhanced each description quite well.
Oh my goodness this is brilliant and hysterical! I'm telling you this needs to be made into a coffee table book. You will make a mint! My only beef with this piece is that I cannot ever unhear Jerry Jeff Walker. Barf.
Hysterical! Thanks to my wonderful partner of 15 years, I'm not in the market. Wishing I had this field guide after my divorce and prior to meeting my partner. Yikes there are some creeps out there 😬
Chris Andrews: I will say, I have seen Senex qui vult sexus in the gym and he does sport a narcissistic, obsessive stare in the mirror. A lot.
Litore bum pueri is a quite frequent species.
Biologus qui amat sexus is unfortunately a common predator in the universities. One of my favorite scholars of world literature is Yale's Harold Bloom (1930 - 2019). Bloom was a major scholar of Percy Bysshe Shelley, William Blake, Walt Whitman, Wallace Stevens. But he was considered, apparently, a PREDATOR at Yale, though he looked like:
I came back to say this right out loud. Judge me if you must.
Your newsletter always reminds me: I have had sex with a lot of men. A lot. On purpose. The vast majority of them were shitty at sex. Really really shitty. Most didn't think so. Most didn't follow directions well, or got insecure if asked to try.
Yes, I like sex. It's about my favorite thing.
Thanks, I feel better.
Sorry if I spoiled your post, Chris.
Enhanced it Hannah. I love what you wrote!
I realized after reading this that my vagina was tired from clenching. Not in a good way.
OMG. 😂
Hilarious and sobering for female readers over 50 who are single and considering staying that way.
Oh yes. You may like this as well.
https://www.menonpause.info/p/are-you-a-nurse-or-a-purse
Sorry, I keep laughing at this - spot on, all of them ! 🤣
Men. 😂
Alas, slim pickings for the gal who likes good guys. Where do you ever come up with these disasters? I do appreciate the amusing classifications, including the Latin nomenclature as well as the unique musical selections. You must comb YouTube for hours at a stretch. My personal fav was the Bible girls duet, though all were appropriated and enhanced each description quite well.
The “where” is any place there are free stock photos. I look at the pics and instantly pass judgment on their personalities. 🌝
So tired of fragile masculinity.
🤣 A thought that runs through my head daily.
Oh my goodness this is brilliant and hysterical! I'm telling you this needs to be made into a coffee table book. You will make a mint! My only beef with this piece is that I cannot ever unhear Jerry Jeff Walker. Barf.
So sorry about the brain worm.
Very funny! Sending to my daughter, she will love it.
Why thank you!
Hysterical! Thanks to my wonderful partner of 15 years, I'm not in the market. Wishing I had this field guide after my divorce and prior to meeting my partner. Yikes there are some creeps out there 😬
😂
Chris Andrews: I will say, I have seen Senex qui vult sexus in the gym and he does sport a narcissistic, obsessive stare in the mirror. A lot.
Litore bum pueri is a quite frequent species.
Biologus qui amat sexus is unfortunately a common predator in the universities. One of my favorite scholars of world literature is Yale's Harold Bloom (1930 - 2019). Bloom was a major scholar of Percy Bysshe Shelley, William Blake, Walt Whitman, Wallace Stevens. But he was considered, apparently, a PREDATOR at Yale, though he looked like:
https://www.thetimes.com/uk/article/harold-bloom-obituary-99qvz5mfq
(See the first picture in this obituary by "The Times".)
I think you covered most categories quite accurately with the scientific names devised by Carl Linnaeus (Carl von Linné).
Ewww, just charming.