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Introducing GOP-1: the Government Obesity Program
Republicans force reductions on American waistlines — and dignity
Jun 30 • Chris Andrews
The Gift of a Quiet Labor
I spread out my well-worn Hudson Bay blanket under the broad branches of the coast redwood in the front yard, a tree teeming with birds, the occasional…
Jul 3 • Chris Andrews
Spend the Afternoon Laughing Your Ass Off
For some much-needed relief in these terrible times
Jun 20 • Chris Andrews
If I Only Had AI 🎶
Belinda Vandervelvet is back, and still struggling to make nice
Apr 13 • Chris Andrews
The Trouble With Becerra
Turns out California Dems are as blindly loyal to a fav candidate as their archenemies are to Trump
May 14 • Chris Andrews
Clothing I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead In
And yet, there it is, in my closet
Apr 30 • Chris Andrews
Leo XIV: The Pope Who Wouldn't Shut Up
What did they expect? He's from Chicago.
Apr 15 • Chris Andrews
Scratching Their Balls @ Shafther Honda
Lorinda gives Mr. Dipstick and his pit crew a one-star review
Apr 5 • Chris Andrews
Kate Wolf
The unfinished life of a great singer and songwriter
Mar 20 • Chris Andrews
A Difficult Time To Leave
For you, Julie, some solace
Mar 12 • Chris Andrews
I Haven't Got Time For The Pain
🎶 Or the room, or the need for the pain
Mar 7 • Chris Andrews
Understanding Your Wife’s Affinity For Tubes, Jars, and Bottles
Caution: DO NOT ATTEMPT INTERVENTION
Feb 26 • Chris Andrews
Nina Simone - "Mississippi Goddam"
What everyone knows but nobody says
Feb 9 • Chris Andrews
All About My Bones
What a week this has been
Feb 1 • Chris Andrews
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Men On Pause
MOP is for women who lived through the sexual revolution and the women's rights movement but whose menfolk peacefully slept through both.
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