DAN’S TRANS-FORMATION

Tradwife. Transwife. Whatever.

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Overpaint

Chapter 1

Jul 24 • Chris Andrews

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The Gift of a Quiet Labor

I spread out my well-worn Hudson Bay blanket under the broad branches of the coast redwood in the front yard, a tree teeming with birds, the occasional…

Jul 3 • Chris Andrews

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June 2026

Introducing GOP-1: the Government Obesity Program

Republicans force reductions on American waistlines — and dignity

Jun 30 • Chris Andrews

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Spend the Afternoon Laughing Your Ass Off

For some much-needed relief in these terrible times

Jun 20 • Chris Andrews

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May 2026

The Trouble With Becerra

Turns out California Dems are as blindly loyal to a fav candidate as their archenemies are to Trump

May 14 • Chris Andrews

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April 2026

Clothing I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead In

And yet, there it is, in my closet

Apr 30 • Chris Andrews

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Leo XIV: The Pope Who Wouldn't Shut Up

What did they expect? He's from Chicago.

Apr 15 • Chris Andrews

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If I Only Had AI 🎶

Belinda Vandervelvet is back, and still struggling to make nice

Apr 13 • Chris Andrews

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Scratching Their Balls @ Shafther Honda

Lorinda gives Mr. Dipstick and his pit crew a one-star review

Apr 5 • Chris Andrews

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March 2026

Kate Wolf

The unfinished life of a great singer and songwriter

Mar 20 • Chris Andrews

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A Difficult Time To Leave

For you, Julie, some solace

Mar 12 • Chris Andrews

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