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Drug Lord Juan Orlando Hernández Is FREE
The dapper ex-president of Honduras' narco-state gets a presidential pardon
Dec 3 • 
Chris Andrews
"Men On Pause" Brings On The Holiday Cheek
And we won't be exposing you to the dreaded C-word — hey, not that C-word!
Dec 2 • 
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November 2025

Gird Your Giblets
Thanksgiving. What exactly is there to celebrate this year?
Nov 27 • 
Chris Andrews
Tucker's New Buddy
Tucker, Nick, Charlie, Don, and Adolf: what do they all have in common?
Nov 22 • 
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Capitulation At The Capitol
Capitol Hill, where democracy has gone to die
Nov 14 • 
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Fuck You, Chuck
Time to exit stage left
Nov 11 • 
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The Gilded Guillotine
Penny Nickels mulls over the parallels between Louis XVI and Donald XLVII
Nov 9 • 
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The Black Galoshes
In case you were wondering, Dad
Published on Fictionalized • Nov 6
The Great Dictator
We could all use some Charlie Chaplin about now
Nov 3 • 
Chris Andrews
Which Religions Have The Worst Music?
You be the judge...
Published on Church of Perpetual Reparations • Nov 2

October 2025

🎶 When You're Strange: Stephen Miller
Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted: the MAGA mindset
Oct 31 • 
Chris Andrews
Be Careful What You Wish For
María Machado wins the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize. Yikes.
Oct 18 • 
Chris Andrews
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