Archive - Men On Pause

Understanding Your Wife’s Affinity For Tubes, Jars, and Bottles

Caution: DO NOT ATTEMPT INTERVENTION

Feb 26 • Chris Andrews

Nina Simone - "Mississippi Goddam"

What everyone knows but nobody says

Feb 9 • Chris Andrews

All About My Bones

What a week this has been

Feb 1 • Chris Andrews

January 2026

When The Lights Go On Again

No time like the present to start planning for the Nuremberg Trials, the Sequel

Jan 22 • Chris Andrews

We had just returned from Missouri.

Published on Fictionalized • Jan 19

A Letter to Mike Johnson

Who has taken the Christian sword to benefits for children and women

Jan 9 • Chris Andrews

Two young adults just trying to live their lives

Jan 8 • Chris Andrews

Welcome To NotSee America

Part One: Magical Thinking

Jan 1 • Chris Andrews

December 2025

The Nightmare Before, During and After Christmas

Santa's Workshop... dusted by ICE

Dec 24, 2025 • Chris Andrews

Caught In The Polar Vortex

For those of you who've been good, send me your wish list NOW! Yours truly, Santa.

Dec 19, 2025 • Chris Andrews

Susie Wiles, WH Chief of Staff, Steps In It

Wiles may be tough as nails, but she's also dumb as a box of rocks

Dec 17, 2025 • Chris Andrews

How Mike Johnson Stole Christmas

Let's start with healthcare, then move to food benefits

Dec 13, 2025 • Chris Andrews

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