Leo XIV: The Pope Who Wouldn't Shut Up

What did they expect? He's from the south side of Chicago.

Apr 15 • Chris Andrews

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If I Only Had AI 🎶

Belinda Vandervelvet is back, and still struggling to make nice

Apr 13 • Chris Andrews

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Scratching Their Balls @ Shafther Honda

Lorinda gives Mr. Dipstick and his pit crew a one-star review

Apr 5 • Chris Andrews

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March 2026

Kate Wolf

The unfinished life of a great singer and songwriter

Mar 20 • Chris Andrews

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A Difficult Time To Leave

For you, Julie, some solace

Mar 12 • Chris Andrews

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I Haven't Got Time For The Pain

🎶 Or the room, or the need for the pain

Mar 7 • Chris Andrews

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February 2026

Understanding Your Wife’s Affinity For Tubes, Jars, and Bottles

Caution: DO NOT ATTEMPT INTERVENTION

Feb 26 • Chris Andrews

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Nina Simone - "Mississippi Goddam"

What everyone knows but nobody says

Feb 9 • Chris Andrews

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All About My Bones

What a week this has been

Feb 1 • Chris Andrews

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January 2026

When The Lights Go On Again

No time like the present to start planning for the Nuremberg Trials, the Sequel

Jan 22 • Chris Andrews

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Returning Home

We had just returned from Missouri.

Published on Fictionalized • Jan 19

A Letter to Mike Johnson

Who has taken the Christian sword to benefits for children and women

Jan 9 • Chris Andrews

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